Total Medals Earned: 554 (From 104 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,030 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/135 points)
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the Boss!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)
Rescue NeNe.
Beat the game!
Rescue Darnell.
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Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 5/16 (70/500 points)
View the entire end-game movie.
View the high scores.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Enter the super secret level code.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Find 6 bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (35/360 points)
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Get to the flag when fat
Complete an easy level without dying
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 3/8 (100/500 points)
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 11/20 (155/480 points)
Send Wrong Order
Finish First Day
Add 2011 Calendar to Store Inventory
Add Tankmen Figurine to Store Inventory
Add Castle Crasher Figurine to Store Inventory
Add Hip-Hop 2010 CD to Store Inventory
Add MeatBoy Game to Store Inventory
Add Newgrounds Poster to Store Inventory
Add Tankmen Poster to Store Inventory
Add Penicorn to Store Inventory
Add Mystery Box to Store Inventory
Send Newgrounds Into the Red
Finish Fast
All Orders Correct For First 15 Days
Completely Fill Many Boxes
Completely Fill 3x3x3 Box
Work Through A Full Month
Earn $10,000.00
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.